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YouTube TV quits Apple store over price gouging
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Worms are turning

The Tame Apple Press is shocked, yea shocked, that YouTube TV has pulled its app from the Apple Store because Jobs' Mob was demanding too much cash for the service.

UK telcos made a fortune in EU
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Last of the big spends

The UK telecoms industry has seen earnings on its investments in the EU grow 40 percent since the referendum despite the Brexit debacle, analysis of the latest ONS data has revealed.

Microsoft pulls another pants patch update
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This software is so buggy it could have been written by Apple

Software King of the World Microsoft has pulled a security patch which causes users to lose files and might freeze screens, scare children and cause the collapse of the West.

UK Met Office splashes out on supercomputer
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British weather is not right so it might not even be in the country

The UK government's Met Office is to invest in a supercomputer £1.2 billion and it is so keen to keep it as green as possible it might be housed in another country.

Samsung boss quits
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14 February 2020

Samsung boss quits


Can't attend meetings for a year and a half due to a bad case of jail

Samsung Chairman Lee Sang-hoon, who was convicted and jailed for sabotaging union activities, has resigned from the South Korean company.