Malaysia’s daft plan to block DNS abandoned
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Only took a day

Malaysia's telecom regulator has abandoned a daft plan to block overseas DNS services a day after announcing it.

Navy chief conspired to get herself illegal WiFi on her warship
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Loose lips might have sunk a ship

Senior enlisted leaders on the USS Manchester decided that naval regulations and security protocols were mere suggestions.

Samsung might buy Nokia’s mobile networks business
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These boots were made for walking 

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn saying that the former rubber boot maker, Nokia might be preparing to flog off its mobile networks business to Samsung.

Quantum network tested in New York
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If the cats can make it there they can make it anywhere

Qunnect, a Brooklyn-based company, is testing a "quantum network," under the streets of New York.

China launches first satellites to rival Starlink
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Means that America’s enemies will have access

A Chinese state-backed company has launched its first 18 satellites as part of an ambitious plan to establish a vast orbital network.