Apple faces Swiss Army knife
A watch which removes stones from horse's hooves
It appears that everyone is making a watch these days – other than Apple of course, which is yet to release its out-of-date effort. The latest manufacturer to throw its hat into the ring is the maker of Swiss Army knives.
Apple sucks up to gold iwatch buyers
Always believe in your soul, you've got the power to know, you're indestructable
Fruity cargo cult Apple is apparently planning to butter up those people who are so stupidly rich they think that a £13,500 gold iWatch is a good idea.
Pebble rocks kickstarter again
Most successful project ever
Maker of a smartwatch Pebble's latest Kickstarter project has done extremely well and raised a total of $20,338,986 from 78,471 backers.
Sony releases its developer's kit for Glasses
Already cheaper than Google
Sony has released its developer's kit for its Glasses project.
Apple staff to offer fashion advice
Because they are so damn hip
The fruity cargo cult Apple has decide that the world needs fashion advice from the spotty, tee-shirt wearing "genii" who populate its modern cathedrals to consumer shallowness.