Apple Watch grasses up its owner
Published in IoT
Monday, 06 January 2020 10:55

Apple Watch grasses up its owner


Tells the police he faked an attack

A bloke who thought it would be a wizard wheeze to pretend to be stabbed by a neo-Nazi has been grassed up by his iWatch.

Apple sued for allegedly stealing another idea
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Tame Apple Press furious

The fruity cargo cult, Apple has been sued for allegedly stealing another idea and its defenders in the tech press are furious.

Apple watch snubbed by UK
Published in IoT
Friday, 28 September 2018 10:20

Apple watch snubbed by UK


UK watchdog wants proof it works

The Tame Apple Press is furious with the UK for not seeing that Apple's new watch software is super cool and wonderful and worth handing over a fortune for.

Apple's gold watch is now obsolete
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Wednesday, 06 June 2018 09:28

Apple's gold watch is now obsolete


For $10,000 it is getting Beyoncé a joke

The fruity cargo cult Apple has shown how pointless it is to spend cash on its high end gear by obsoleting its most stupidly expensive product two years after releasing it.

Apple was top wearables vendor in Q1 2017
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Xiaomi in number two spot worldwide

Apple shipped 3.5 million wearable devices worldwide in the first calendar quarter of this year, rising 59 percent from 2.2 million units in Q1 2016 and overtaking Fitbit as the world’s largest wearables vendor for the quarter.

Fitbit close to buying Pebble
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Thursday, 01 December 2016 13:41

Fitbit close to buying Pebble


Going for a song

Fitness wearables outfit Fitbit is close to buying smartwatch maker Pebble and the prices is rather low.

Smartwatches fail to catch on
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Friday, 16 September 2016 12:11

Smartwatches fail to catch on


Now is not the hour

While the fruity tax-dodger Apple does its best to convince the world that its Smartwatch 2 is any different from the expensive chocolate teapot which was the earlier model, it appears that other more “cutting edge” manufacturers are giving up on the tech.

Apple Watch Series 2 models detailed and priced
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Thursday, 08 September 2016 00:43

Apple Watch Series 2 models detailed and priced


Ceramic Watch Series 2 Edition starts at US $1249

Apple has updated its website with new devices and now we can finally  check out all the Watch Series 2 models and there are plenty to choose from, ranging from US $369 to a rather startling US $1,299.

3G watch comes with Amazon Alexa
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Tuesday, 30 August 2016 11:31

3G watch comes with Amazon Alexa


Omate puts AI in watch

While the fruity cargo cult Apple is about to release a watch which pretty much does nothing, Omate has created one with the Amazon Alexa Voice Service on board.

Intel’s IoT plans going the way of mobile
Published in IoT
Thursday, 11 August 2016 15:50

Intel’s IoT plans going the way of mobile


Things are not what they used to be

Not long ago all you could hear from Chipzilla was the mantra of the internet of things, but now that seems to be falling by the wayside.