Tells the police he faked an attack
A bloke who thought it would be a wizard wheeze to pretend to be stabbed by a neo-Nazi has been grassed up by his iWatch.
Tame Apple Press furious
The fruity cargo cult, Apple has been sued for allegedly stealing another idea and its defenders in the tech press are furious.
UK watchdog wants proof it works
The Tame Apple Press is furious with the UK for not seeing that Apple's new watch software is super cool and wonderful and worth handing over a fortune for.
For $10,000 it is getting Beyoncé a joke
The fruity cargo cult Apple has shown how pointless it is to spend cash on its high end gear by obsoleting its most stupidly expensive product two years after releasing it.
Xiaomi in number two spot worldwide
Apple shipped 3.5 million wearable devices worldwide in the first calendar quarter of this year, rising 59 percent from 2.2 million units in Q1 2016 and overtaking Fitbit as the world’s largest wearables vendor for the quarter.
Going for a song
Fitness wearables outfit Fitbit is close to buying smartwatch maker Pebble and the prices is rather low.
Now is not the hour
While the fruity tax-dodger Apple does its best to convince the world that its Smartwatch 2 is any different from the expensive chocolate teapot which was the earlier model, it appears that other more “cutting edge” manufacturers are giving up on the tech.
Ceramic Watch Series 2 Edition starts at US $1249
Apple has updated its website with new devices and now we can finally check out all the Watch Series 2 models and there are plenty to choose from, ranging from US $369 to a rather startling US $1,299.
Omate puts AI in watch
While the fruity cargo cult Apple is about to release a watch which pretty much does nothing, Omate has created one with the Amazon Alexa Voice Service on board.