Smartwatches fail to catch on
Published in IoT
Friday, 16 September 2016 12:11

Smartwatches fail to catch on


Now is not the hour

While the fruity tax-dodger Apple does its best to convince the world that its Smartwatch 2 is any different from the expensive chocolate teapot which was the earlier model, it appears that other more “cutting edge” manufacturers are giving up on the tech.

Apple has booked the hall for its iPhone 7 launch
Published in Mobiles


Be prepared for a snooze

Fruity cargo cult Apple has booked the hall for one of its Nuremberg style rallies on September 7 where US journalists will shame themselves by cheering for products that they know are actually pants.

Next iWatch will need an iPhone
Published in IoT
Friday, 19 August 2016 12:10

Next iWatch will need an iPhone


Inovation, Apple has heard of it

When it was first released, the iWatch was slammed for needing an iPhone to work. After all, there is no point having an iWatch if you have to carry your phone around too.  Now, two years later, the crack inovators at Apple still have not managed to fix the problem.

New Apple Watch will be buried in iPhone 7 release
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Nothing to see here,  move on please

A Chinese analyst claims that Apple will release the “new and improved” iWatch when all the coverage is going to be focused on the iPhone 7.

Apple expects your gear to be dead in three years
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It does not matter how much you paid

It might have cost you an arm and a leg, but Apple does not expect its shiny toys to last longer than three to four years.

Apple not going to save the iWatch
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Wednesday, 03 February 2016 14:12

Apple not going to save the iWatch


New model will be an S

It looks like Apple has no plan to rescue its awful iWatch. Word on the street is that the next model will be an S which will basically mean it is the same as one which failed to interest people last year.

Apple defeated by British justice
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Wednesday, 03 February 2016 13:21

Apple defeated by British justice


Welsh underdog proved IWatch was fragile

The fruity cargo cult Apple cult has suddenly found itself having a taste of reality when a Welsh bloke successfully sued Apple and forced the company to change a misleading Apple Watch product description.

Apple will not bring out new iWatch in March
Published in IoT


Just a minor update 

Hopes that the fruity cargo cult Apple would save its moribund iWatch with a bold new wearable device, which did what everyone though the first one would do, are looking less likely.

Google rubs in tech-superiority over watch tech
Published in IoT


Allows fanboys to defect

Search engine outfit Google is offering Apple fanboys a way to get a proper smartwatch without losing the only product that Jobs’ Mob makes – the iPhone.

Apple's iphone future in doubt
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 17 December 2015 10:52

Apple's iphone future in doubt


Wall Street fears iPhone not doing as well as marketed

The Fruity Cargo cult Apple is facing problems with Wall Street analysts who are refusing to repeat what its marketing department is telling them about the iPhone.