Intel sues ex-staffer over top secret data theft
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Laid-off engineer for vanishing with 18,000 files during mass sackings

Troubled Chipzilla is dragging one of its former engineers to court after he allegedly made off with a treasure trove of confidential files, some stamped “Intel Top Secret,” before pulling a disappearing act.

Intel's Bartlett Lake-S leaks show 12 beefy cores at 6GHz
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Next desktop bruiser is fast, but strangely focused on the wrong market

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that troubled Chipzilla is cooking up a new CPU monster with twelve performance cores and a 6GHz clock speed.

Intel's Xe3P might power discrete GPUs
Published in Graphics
Thursday, 06 November 2025 11:17

Intel's Xe3P might power discrete GPUs


Leaked log suggests high-power variant could land in Arc or workstation kit

It looks like Troubled Chipzilla's next-gen Xe3P architecture won’t be stuck in just integrated graphics, with a new leak hinting that it could power standalone GPUs as well.

World’s tallest chip breaks Moore’s Law’s last taboo
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Scientists stack 41 semiconductor layers

A team of international boffins has emerged from its smoke filled labs claiming that they have kicked Moore's Law in the nadgers and created the world's tallest chip.

Intel and AMD jack up CPU prices
Published in PC Hardware
Tuesday, 04 November 2025 11:11

Intel and AMD jack up CPU prices


Blame AI

Reports from China suggest that Troubled Chipzilla and AMD have hiked CPU prices across multiple product lines this month, catching retailers and distributors flat-footed.

Intel and BOE teach laptops to chill out
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Friday, 31 October 2025 11:30

Intel and BOE teach laptops to chill out


Troubled Chipzilla finds salvation in AI displays that know when to stop working so hard

Troubled Chipzilla has joined forces with Chinese display giant BOE to give laptop screens a much-needed sense of restraint. The pair claim their new AI-powered display tricks will stretch battery life while keeping images sharp.

Former Intel boss turns to holy hardware
Published in AI
Friday, 31 October 2025 10:26

Former Intel boss turns to holy hardware


Kicking Pat Gelsinger wants ‘faith-based AI’

Ex-Chipzilla chief Patrick [Kicking] Gelsinger now preaching digital salvation through chatbots and church tech.

Nvidia first company to hit $5 trillion
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Thursday, 30 October 2025 09:08

Nvidia first company to hit $5 trillion


Huang’s outfit worth more than entire S&P sectors

Nvidia just became the first company in history to smash through the $5 trillion mark, proving that the AI hype train shows no sign of slowing down.

AMD pulls an Intel with rebranded Ryzen 10 and Ryzen 100
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“New” CPUs are so old they could be steam powered 

AMD has once again dipped into the recycling bin, rolling out the so-called Ryzen 10 and Ryzen 100 series, chips that are, in reality, lightly renamed versions of its old Zen 2 and Zen 3+ mobile processors.

Intel's shares leap as turnaround gains steam
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Outfit still on a tightrope

Shares in Troubled Chipzilla surged after the struggling semiconductor outfit posted better than expected revenue, signalling tentative progress in its long and painful turnaround.