Bixby disses Siri in rap
Published in Mobiles


Can’t touch this


Samsung’s new digital assistant AI-powered bot Bixby can rap, and slags off Apple’s Siri, so you don’t have to.

Alexa is too sexy for most
Published in News


Sad story of the day


A quarter of people have such lonely and miserable lives they want to have sex with their Amazon assistant.

Samsung Bixby to fight Siri, Alexa and Assistant
Published in Mobiles


Google assistant look alike for the Galaxy S8

Samsung is only a week away from the official announcement of its Galaxy S8 phone and the company officially shared that the new Samsung devices will get a new intelligent interface. The Korean mobile giant is using a rather questionable name, Bixby. 

Coppers furious over Siri prank
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Apple fanboys call the emergency services for a giggle

US coppers are furious about an viral online prank which uses a flaw in Apple’s Siri software to call the emergency services.

Samsung about to spend a fortune on AI
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A billion here and there and soon we are talking about big money


Samsung may be about to write a billion dollar cheque to pick up some artificial intelligence technology.

Virtual Assistants keep getting pestered for sex
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Lonely men mostly

A Virtual Assistant software developer claims that one of the weirder aspects of the software is that it is having to handle an awful lot of sexual conversations from lonely men.

Barbara Streisand suffers from Apple effect
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Siri is still rubbish

While it is being touted as a cure for cancer by the Tame Apple Press, Barbara Streisand is unimpressed with its AI browser Siri.

Apple pays out on Siri suit
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Yeah we didn’t invent that

Apple has admitted that it did not invent some key technology behind Siri and paid Dynamic Advances who owned the rights to the technology.

Apple’s Siri didn’t get the security email
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The one where it was supposed to be unhackable

Fruity cargo cult Apple has been telling the world that its phones are so unhackable that it needs to re-write the operating system. Already the FBI has proved that wrong, but it seems that Siri is a backdoor making a mockery of Apple’s security.

Apple in internal battle over privacy
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Needs the money


While the fruity cargo cult is publically fighting against the FBI over privacy concerns, it is facing an internal battle using data for advertising.