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Apple Watch is smaller than we were promised

by on01 October 2014



Only for children

Apple's just released a new version of its Apple Watch design video which shows that since Apple first showed it off, the screen has shrunk. The watch in the newly released video features a larger bezel and smaller screen than first showed off by Apple. 

What this means is that Apple is making its toy less and less useable for its target market, which are fat overweight fanboys who never leave their mother’s basement and have fingers like sausages. These are the sorts of people who enthusiastically buy any rubbish that Jobs’ Mob put out.

Ironically Apple claims to target the watch for the health conscious which implies people who do exercise. In reality, it will probably be mostly bought by morbidly obese fanboys who need to monitor their heart rate and blood pressure to see if they can stuff in another plate of processed food.

Of course Apple is not telling anyone about the shrinking screen. The images in the Apple Watch gallery haven’t been updated. It has been updated since its debut, with the word “Retina” being inserted into the description of each “sapphire crystal display.”

 

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